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Today i worked with the boy, R, for the last time. His name is russell actually. I felt so silly and giddy all day long...like, i seriously did not quit smiling the entire time i was there. we went back to the back cooler to hunt down some cucumbers and made out a little bit. then hippie dave caught us. see i was working in a gas station today, the gas station has a subway in it. so we were in the gas station cooler, the part where they stock all the bottled drinks and beer and shit. the subway store sometimes stores shit in there. I think hippie dave saw us from the front of the store. Needless to say, we gracefully made our exit. I went outside to smoke and hippie dave said "your going outside to smoke a doob arent you? why do you have to bogart it, let me join" I was so taken aback i just smiled at him like a retard. I should've said "come outside if you wanna hit this shit!" hippie dave also has issues with cutting vegetables. he gets all offended by it, saying when i slice the vegetables it makes them cry. he'd walk by..."poor little veggies, you are making them cry". I wanted to tell him to go hug a tree. i didn't want to offend him though, cause he's just a cool, gentle, peaceful guy. josh would of said it. Tomorrow i'm going to a party in the woods with my friend courtnee. it sounds fun enough. I'm trying to figure out what i want to drink tomorrow. i'm sick of whiskey, and i'm sick of margaritas, and i dont drink vodka, and i dont want to drink nasty old beer. what the hell is an orange julius, thats what i want to know. they sing about it in a modest mouse song. death metal also worked in the gas station today. i dont know his real name, i just call him death metal. and he calls me punk rocker. death metal is pretty cool, or maybe he's kewl, i dont really know. he's pretty tall though, i'd say six foot seven. an orange julius is not even an alcoholic drink, its a place to go and its a band. and its a nonalcoholic drink. russell has guns, and guns are sexy, ankles are also sexy. like in pulp fiction they show uma thurmans ankles and how sexy they are in her short little flood pants.
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