also, i am a barcode. maybe i will get it tatooed on the back of my head in case i ever forget who i am.

so i called the state of illinois and sat on hold for about ten minutes then an automated voice told me that the offices were closing for the day.

that was five minutes after The Voice told me my call would be answered in eleven minutes.

im bored.

Thats the bonfire at the party in the forest. Only you can prevent forest fires. safety first. always be prepared. el piso mojado. throw caution to the wind. those who live in glass houses shouldnt throw any stones. the early bird gets the worm.

Russ