I slept for twelve hours last night
There's two four wheelers parked in my back yard. I wonder why? Maybe they've come to take me away to a magical forest kingdom. My dog was just crouched over in the corner, chewing on something. When he flashes me the whites of his eyes I know he's up to something. So I go to the corner and he bolts, takes of running through the house, so I chased him. Finally I got him cornered in the bathroom and he backed down, he let me take the tampon out of his mouth. What?! the tampon? Somehow he found a tampon, unwrapped the package, removed the plastic part, and had the cotton part in his mouth with the cord hanging out.

Now he's being good because he found his pet rock again.



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lucky
July 07, 2004 - 12:34 pm